A lady went to the
police station to file a report for her missing Husband:
Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height?
Lady:
I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Lady:
Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Lady:
Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Lady:
Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearin?g
Lady:
suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Lady:
Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches,
healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is
slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue
balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the
lady started crying…..
Inspector: Let’s search for the dog
first!!!!!!!
