Birthdays are considered to
be a special occasions in a person's life.
Here you find some of the New, best, fresh
birthday Quotes.
Some like Sunday some like
Monday, but I like your
birthday. happy birthday my sweetheart.
-- Author Unknown
A man of sixty has
spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.- Arnold Bennett
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never
look any older? happy birthday! -- Author Unknown
Forty isn’t old, if you’re a tree.
-- Author Unknown
Middle age is when your age starts to
show around your middle.
-- Author Unknown
The Best way to
remember your wife's birthday is to
forget it once.
- H. V. Prochnow
Old age isn't so bad when you
consider the alternative.
- Maurice
Chevalier
Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have
the most live the longest. -
Reverend Larry Lorenzoni
Turning 50 gives me more yesterdays
than tomorrows. --William Jefferson
Clinton
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
-- Author Unknown
To me, old age is always 20 years
older than I am.
-- Author Unknown
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling
us to eat more cake.
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to
be reminded of it. -- Author Unknown
After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't
fool him by saying he's pretty. --E.W. House
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
--John Glenn
I'm not 50, I'm 49.95, plus tax!
- Author Unknown
By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons.
We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned
to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
-- Marie Dressler
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.
Enjoy the trip. -- Author Unknown
Growing old is mandatory;
growing up is optional. --
Chili Davis
You are only young once, but
you can stay immature indefinitely.
-- Author Unknown
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he
will feel as good as ever. ~Don Marquis
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in
the morning. - Bob Hope
Live
as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
-
Robert Southey
Everything I know I
learned after I was thirty.
- Georges Clemenceau
What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
- Voltaire
Life begins at
forty.
-- W. B. Pitkin
Be
wise with speed;
A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
-- Edward Young
Looking fifty is
great--if you're sixty.
- -Joan Rivers
The man who views
the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his
life.
-- Muhammad Ali
You take all of the
experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be
enough left to run it.
-- Henry Ford
Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger
now, and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes. Happy birthday
In youth we run into difficulties. In old
age difficulties run into us." -- Josh Billings
Age is something that doesn't matter,
unless you are a cheese." -- Billie Burke
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