A Special Collection Of
Funny Quotes
Here you have
a special collection of funny quotes and quotations. They should make you laugh, or
at least smile.
Funny quotes
and humorous
quotations from writers, comedians, politicians, authors, and movie stars are great
not only because they make you smile or laugh, but also because some
of these quotes are so short that you can easily remember them and tell
them to your friends.
Here are some
samples of funny quotes
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Guys are
like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one
time...they're gone.
--
Lenny Bruce |
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein.
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A woman's
mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
--
Oliver Herford |
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Instead of
getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give
her a house. |
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Behind every
successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
--
Groucho Marx |
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A girl
phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I
went over. Nobody was home.
--
Rodney Dangerfield |
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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate
mistakes
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The road to success is always under construction. |
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He who laughs
last didn't get it. |
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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it
out a window. -- Robert Paul
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Men are like
parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he
knows that you are slightly cracked. --
Bernard Meltzer
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