Funny 50th Birthday Quotes
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50th birthday is considered to be a milestone in a person's
life.
In this occasion you can celebrate the achievement of
completing half of your life’s journey.
For this lifetime occasion many people have come up with some really
funny birthday quotes.
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Looking fifty is
great--if you're sixty.
- Joan Rivers
I'm not 50, I'm 49.95, plus tax!
Author Unknown
After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't
fool him by saying he's pretty. -- E.W. House
Fifty isn’t old, if you’re a tree.
Author Unknown
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the
youth of old age. -- French proverb
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to
be reminded of it. --Author Unknown
Old age isn't so bad
when you consider the alternative. - Maurice
Chevalier
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
- Georges Clemenceau
You take all of the
experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be
enough left to run it.
- Henry Ford
Turning 50 gives me more yesterdays
than tomorrows.
- William Jefferson
Clinton
A man of sixty has
spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
- -Arnold Bennett
A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy
20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday.
Middle age is when your age starts to
show around your middle.
By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons.
We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned
to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
-- Marie Dressler
The man who views
the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his
life.
- Muhammad Ali
To me, old age is always 20 years
older than I am.
What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
--Voltaire
Be
wise with speed;
A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
- Edward Young
In youth we run into difficulties. In old
age difficulties run into us." By Josh Billings
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