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Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.
Clue
 

I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
Arthur
 
I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.
Mel Brooks

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Airplane
Mrs. White: 'Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.'
Clue
Albert: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. Now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing!
Armand: I made you short?
The Birdcage
"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? "
Zoolander
"She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride."
"Hey! There you are! ... do I know you? No, but that's where you are! You're there!"
Austin Powers
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Love and Death'
Son: You screwed up my childhood!
Dad: How could I? I wasn't even there.
Fierce Creatures
Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
A Hard Day's Night
Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head. 
Addams Family Values
 

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