Here
is some inspiring quotes about women.
|
Guys are
like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one
time...they're gone.
--
Lenny Bruce |
|
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea." --
Robert A. Heinlein.
|
| More
Funny Women Quotes |
In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If
you want anything done, ask a woman. --
Margaret Thatcher
Women will never be as successful as men because they have
no wives to advise them. --
Dick Van Dyke
All women are good - good for nothing, or good for
something. --
Miguel De Cervantes
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their
age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five
years to the age of their best friend. --
Marcel Achard
You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
--
Norman Mailer
You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
--
Norman Mailer
From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35,
she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs
good cash. I'm saving my money. --
Sophie Tucker
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
--
Mae West
Man has will, but woman has her way.
--
Oliver Wendell Holmes
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would
have no meaning. --
Aristotle Onassis
Funny Quotes
- Marriage Quotes
Famous Inspirational Quotes
