Marriage Quotes
When an actor marries an actress they both
fight for the mirror. --
Burt
Reynolds
Marriage works best for men than women. The
two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
--
Gloria Steinem
Why get married and make one man miserable
when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
--Carrie Snow
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when
you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you
watch the TV instead. --
Unknown
Always get married early in the morning.
That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
--
Mickey Rooney
When a man brings his wife flowers for no
reason, there's a reason. --
Molly McGee
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The
first one left me and the second one didn't. --
Patrick Murray
"Marriage is
give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
- Joey Adams
"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never
get anything back."
- Al Bundy
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good
wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher. -Socrates
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