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Short Funny Quotes

 

Here you have a special collection of short funny quotes. They should make you laugh, or at least smile.

Short Funny quotes are great not only because they make you smile or laugh, but also because you can easily remember them and tell them to your friends.

Enjoy the following short funny quotes

 

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old. -- Jonathan Swift

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. -- Harry S. Truman

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes

The road to success is always under construction.

 

 

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