Short
Funny Quotes
Here you have
a special collection of short funny quotes. They should make you laugh, or
at least smile.
Short Funny quotes are great
not only because they make you smile or laugh, but also because you can easily remember them and tell
them to your friends.
Enjoy
the following short funny quotes
Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody
wants to grow old.
-- Jonathan Swift
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut
Up.'
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If you want a friend in Washington, get a
dog.
-- Harry S. Truman
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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He who laughs last didn't get it.
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In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate
mistakes
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The road to success is always under construction.
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