The Greedy Mouse

The Greedy Mouse Short funny Story 

The Greedy Mouse Short Funny StoryA greedy mouse saw a basket full of corn. He wanted to eat it. So he made a small hole in the basket. He squeezed in through the hole. He ate a lot of corn. He felt full and was very happy.

Now he wanted to come out. He tried to come out through the small hole. He could not. His belly was full. He tried again. But it was of no use.

The mouse started crying. A rabbit was passing by. It heard the mouse’s cry and asked, “Why are you crying, my friend?”

The mouse explained, “I made a small hole and came into the basket to eat the corn. Now I am not able to get out through that hole.”

The rabbit said, “It is because you ate too much. Wait till your belly shrinks.” The rabbit laughed and went away.

The mouse fell asleep in the basket. The next morning his belly had shrunk. But he wanted to eat some more corn. He forgot all about getting out of the basket. So he ate the corn and his belly was really big again.

After eating, the mouse remembered that he had to escape. But obviously, he could not. So he thought, “Oh! Now I will go out tomorrow.”

The cat was the next passerby. He smelt the mouse in the basket. He lifted its lid and ate the mouse.

A Mothers Love

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“A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:

  For cutting the grass: $5.00

For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00

For going to the store for you: $.50

Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25

Taking out the garbage: $1.00

For getting a good report card: $5.00

For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00

Total owed: $14.75

  Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he’d written on, and this is what she wrote:

  For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me:

No Charge

  For all the nights that I’ve sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you:

No Charge

  For all the trying times, and all the tears that you’ve caused through the years:

No Charge  

For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead:

No Charge

  For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose:

No Charge

  Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is: No Charge.   When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, “Mom, I sure do love you.” And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: “PAID IN FULL”.    

Lessons:  

You will never how much your parents worth till you become a parent

  Be a giver not an asker, especially with your parents. there is a lot to give, besides money.  

Advice: IF your mom is alive and close to you, give her a big kiss and ask her for forgiveness. If she is far away, call her. if she passed away, pray for her.

Unknown Author

 

 

Ad In The Paper

This is a very funny story about an old lady whose husband died and she want to put an ad in the paper about his funeral.

 

Story Begins:

 

 

 

 

The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. A woman on the other end asked, “How much do funeral notices cost?”

 

“$5.00 per word, Ma’am,” came the response.

 

“Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?”

 

“Yes, Ma’am.”

 

“OK, write this: ‘Fred dead.'”

 

“I’m sorry, Ma’am; I forgot to tell you there’s a five-word minimum.”

 

“Hmmph,” came the reply, “You certainly did forget to tell me that.” A moment of silence. “Got your pencil and paper?”

 

“Yes, Ma’am.”

 

“OK, print this: ‘Fred dead, Cadillac for sale.’ ”

 

Funny Story: A letter to God

Funny story about a an old lady who has no money

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in shaky handwriting to God. He thought, “I better open this one and see what it’s all about.” So he opened it and it read: “Dear God, I am a 83 year old widow living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had a hundred dollars in it which was all the money I had until my next pension check.”

“Next Sunday is Mother’s Day, and I had invited my last two friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with.” “I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?” The postal worker was touched, and went around showing the letter to all the others. Each of them dug into his wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected 96 dollars, which they put into an envelope and sent over to her.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of the nice thing they had done. Mother’s Day came and went, and a few days later came another letter from the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read, “Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?” “Because of your generosity, I was able to fix a lovely dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day, and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. ” “By the way, there was 4 dollars missing. It was no doubt those thieving bastards at the post office!!!!!!

The Magical Tree

Funny Inspirational Story

There was once a weary traveler who sat down to rest in the shade of a tree. He did not know that the tree he rested upon was a magic tree. It is called ” The Wish-Granting Tree.

Seated on the hard ground, he thought how pleasant it would be if he can sleep in a soft bed. Instantly, a bed appeared before him. Astonished, the man immediately climbed onto the bed. Then, he thought that it would be nice if there would be a beautiful young girl beside him who would massage his sore legs. At that moment, a young girl appeared before him and began massaging him.

“I’m so hungry,” the man said to himself. “Having something to eat now would be a great pleasure.” Instantly, a table appeared with delicious foods. The man rejoiced and began eating and drinking to his heart’s content. His head spun a little and his eyelids grew heavy as the wine took effect. He stretched himself and was thinking about the wonderful events that took place on that extraordinary day. “I’ll sleep for an hour or two,” he thought. “The worst that could happen would be if a tiger wandered by while I’m asleep.” Instantly a tiger appeared and devoured the poor man.

End of the story…

Moral of the Story

You have a magic tree inside you, waiting to grant your wishes. But be careful! The same tree can also make your negative thoughts and fears come true.

At the very least it will be influenced by your negative thoughts, so that the good things you wish for do not happen. That’s what worrying can do. I wish with all my heart that you live a life free of worry, negative thoughts and fear, in the shade and comfort of your personal Wish-Granting Tree

– Author Unknown

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